Cephus' Corner

A Place for my Geeky Side

How to Produce a Saleable Book

December 17th, 2024

This tends to confuse a lot of people, especially beginners so let me give you a couple of pointers on producing a book that will possibly sell, since there are no guarantees. None of these steps are easy or quick. Prepare yourself for that. If you actually want to sell a book, instead of just stroking your own ego, strap in for the long haul because that’s what it’s going to take.

Another Idiot Writer

November 5th, 2024

This showed up on my Facebook feed today, some idiot whining that editors were contacting her, but she was poor and she didn’t want to be bothered and people need to respect her financial situation because she can’t afford to do anything!

Yes, nobody should contact you out of the blue without your consent, I agree there. Those tend to be scams. However, the idea that you shouldn’t actually have to do anything because you’re “poor” is stupid. So let’s talk about it a bit.

Steal Creatively

August 14th, 2024

I had another discussion lately with a prospective writer who claimed they couldn’t come up with anything to write about. I don’t see how that is possible. Open your eyes! There are ideas everywhere! It is literally impossible to have no ideas if you are even remotely competent.

So here’s how I come up with ideas. Keep in mind, I have 40+ books I already know I’m writing in the future. This honestly isn’t that hard.

Changing Your POV

August 13th, 2024

I just saw a random video on YouTube, from a guy named Brandon McNulty, who had 5 things that he hates about being a writer. I watched it, mostly because I was bored, but I have to say that I honestly don’t have any of those problems. In his comments, lots of people were complaining about the same thing. I can relate to the idea, but not to the actual issue because I just don’t suffer from it. Therefore, I wanted to respond to his list.

Diary of a Complete Writing Failure

June 28th, 2023

I know someone very well who has tried, and failed, repeatedly, to make money writing on KDP. Why? Because he doesn’t actually want to earn any success, he expects instant and unlimited wealth and if he doesn’t get it, he turns to something else entirely.

It doesn’t work that way. He’s been told that it doesn’t work that way. His entire life, I have been telling him, my wife has been telling him, why he fails, yet he’s too lazy to do anything else.

Let’s consider this a cautionary tale.

Had a Difficult Morning…

May 30th, 2023

I think all writers recognize this one, but I had a really hard morning because something really terrible happened.

I had to kill a major character in a series of books and I feel really bad about it.

Let’s talk about it.

No Matter What You’ve Heard, Self-Publishing Isn’t Free!

May 11th, 2023

I’ve seen this too much lately and I just had to say something about it. Tons of people seem to think that writing for publication, it’s just something that you can do on a whim, that you don’t have to put in any effort or cost, everyone owes you automatic success, so there!

It just doesn’t work that way. I’m here to set the record straight.

More Authors Doing it Wrong

March 1st, 2023

I ran into this today, although it isn’t at all uncommon, and I thought I’d write about it because it does come up so often. An author on Facebook decided to whine that “nobody likes my books!”

Okay… what’s your marketing like? That’s where all of these things fall apart. If you’re not doing any marketing, then of course you’re going to fail.

That’s where it all started to go wrong.

Hard Not to Edit!

February 17th, 2023

Today, I finished up another book. It was the third book in the third trilogy of a series that’s going to go fifteen by the end. It came in around 140k, which was completely fair and about as expected. Now, I set it aside to breathe while I start working on a new book, this time, another series where I’m on book four of a thirteen book series.

I decided, perhaps foolishly, to read through the other three books first, just to get myself in the right mindset and I’m having a huge problem!

I Hate Writing Out of Sequence!

February 10th, 2023

Right now, I’m kicking myself. I’m getting close to finishing the ninth book in a series that will ultimately be fifteen books long. It’s been going really well, everything is coming along as I’d hoped and, if nothing went wrong, I’d be done by the end of next week, somewhere between 130-135k words.

Yeah, that’s until I entirely screwed the pooch and I have no idea how to fix it!

I really, really, really hate writing out of sequence!