Cephus' Corner

A Place for my Geeky Side

You Have a Choice!

June 12th, 2024

I hate to have to say this, but there are a lot of people who have turned themselves into professional victims online and they can’t understand that they have a choice.

Of course, you suggest that and they freak out. What the hell is wrong with these people?

Still Don’t Miss Theaters

December 4th, 2023

Last night, my wife and I went to an actual theater and saw the Monty Python and the Holy Grail re-release. It was a really nice theater, with the really comfortable, reclining seats and there were maybe 20-25 people in the theater and everyone behaved themselves.

You know what? I still saw no reason to go to a theater. I’d have much rather sat at home and watched it there.

Being Accurate to the Book Doesn’t Matter!

July 1st, 2023

This is one of those things that kind of drives me crazy. Whenever a movie or TV adaptation comes on, based on a book or a video game or whatever, and people scream that “it isn’t accurate!”

Who cares? If you want accuracy, go read the book or play the video game. I want entertaining. I want something close enough that I can see the source, but that is it’s own thing and has value on its own.

Sadly, I seem to be largely alone in this.

Why I Hate Reality TV

November 30th, 2022

I was poking around YouTube, as I often am, and saw this video with Chris Gore. Now I could say a lot about hate watching but I don’t engage in it, I wanted to say something about the other subject that he brings up in passing: reality TV.

I hate reality TV. Let’s get below the fold and I’ll explain why.

It’s Hard to Have an Intelligent Conversation These Days!

April 30th, 2022

This is an ongoing problem that I’ve noticed before but today, I saw it in action once again. Over on a forum, we’ve been discussing the upcoming Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, now that the trailer has been released and a lot of us are very skeptical. The trailer looks okay, not amazing but very reminiscent of the older shows, for a reason. The Star Trek series are all hemorrhaging money and viewers. So we have good reason to doubt that this will be any different.

So then this happens…

Why Most YouTube Movie Reviewers Suck

February 21st, 2022

Now I’ve been thinking about this for a very long time, but it strikes me that most movie reviewers, most especially these days found on YouTube, really aren’t that hot. In fact, I find that most of them come off like frustrated filmmakers who, in the absence of their own success, they just want to go after other movie makers to assuage their own failed egos.

So let’s talk about that a bit.

Why Do Franchises Run Out of Steam?

November 17th, 2021

I’ve noticed this a lot lately and in discussions with people, it’s become pretty clear that movie franchises, they tend to completely fall apart by the time that the series gets to 3-4 movies. Some don’t even make it that far.

So why is that? Why do so many of the most popular intellectual properties completely crap out so fast? Let’s take a look.

Review What You Saw!

February 22nd, 2021

I watch a fair number of YouTube movie reviewers and this seems to be an issue with a lot of them. They will watch a movie and then review the movie they wished they’d seen, not the movie they actually sat through. They had expectations that we not what the director intended. Then they complain that the product wasn’t up to what they wished for. That’s not how this works, sorry. So today, I’m going to talk about that, along with look at the latest place I’ve seen this happen, Willy’s Wonderland.