So I finally sat down and watched this thing, and honestly, we were all putting it off as long as we could. My daughters wanted to watch it and less than a third of the way through, both of them got up and left.

That ought to tell you something. They are in the target demographic and they both got bored.

So let’s look at what went wrong and why I hope Toho never lets Legendary make a Godzilla movie again.