Cephus' Corner

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Pick One!

November 15th, 2022

In my apparently ongoing attempt to explain why amateur writers get it all so terribly wrong, we take a look at why so many go so completely wrong because they don’t have the slightest clue what they’re writing or why.

It really brings us to a dichotomy. Do you want to write to entertain yourself or do you want to write to entertain an audience?

Pick one!

You Just Can’t Win Part… Whatever

April 25th, 2022

I was having a talk with a moderator of one of the writing forums I’m on and part of this was a laugh but mostly, it was just sad. This is just more evidence that these people are really, really pathetic. Not the mod, we’re friends, but the rank amateurs who care more about their feelings than they do about reality.

So let’s talk about it.

Couldn’t Ask for a Better Example

April 3rd, 2022

I have complained on numerous occasions about the ridiculous things that I see constantly on writing forums. It’s just not that often that I see a perfect example of why I have a problem with it.

Until now. Read on to see just how absurd some people can be and why I desperately want to get away from it.

Amateurs Just Don’t Get It

March 25th, 2022

Earlier today, I found myself in a discussion with a professional author friend of mine, someone who is part of my writing critique group. It isn’t like we get to talk a lot, in fact, I don’t think I’ve seen him face-to-face in a couple of years. However, we got to talking and the conversation rolled around to dealing with amateur writers and I was rather surprised at the response, because he seems to think pretty much like I do.

Here I was thinking I was alone.

The Fear of the Amateur

February 13th, 2022

Now that I’m sort of kicking around Facebook again, and trust me, I’m doubting that decision every single day, I’m starting to see different perspectives and different ideas and, at least some of the time, it’s starting to look very similar to what I’ve faced before.

Take this as an example, something that’s going on right now. It’s really one of the problems that writers face and why so many people never actually  go anywhere.

There’s Just No Point!

September 20th, 2021

Honestly, I’ve come to the conclusion that there is no point trying to help amateur writers at all. Time and time again, I try to inject some real world honesty into the, unfortunately, fantasy land that far too many of them want to live in and time and time again, I’m met with hostility and anger, not thanks.

Yeah, well fuck you too.

Watching the Amateurs Whine

August 12th, 2021

This is another one of those things that, if you hang around on Reddit or amateur writer forums, you will run into near constantly. The second they get the feeling that someone is better than they are, they will demand that it can’t be so because… fee-fees!

And that’s just dumb.